The Worst Road Trip… Ever!! NAMGBR 2025 in Crystal Lake, IL

(NOTE: Before you ask, Driver's Award miles are only accepted if 3 or more Members make the trip. This was decided by our Board of Directors.)
UPDATE: This trip is definitely a go! Surprisingly, we have managed to convince some otherwise responsible MG Owners that this trip would not be the worst decision they have ever made. How about you? Have you ever regretted not doing something wild and crazy with a really high potential for disaster? Well then, let your inner teenager make the decision for you and give us a call! Or read on and let us really scare you before you decide.
So you have been thinking that this year you would finally make it to a NAMGBR convention, and you figure that Crystal Lake, IL is a lot closer than Calgary was, right? You’d love to see how Chicagoland puts on a show, but aren’t sure you want to make that long trip yourself? You want to treat yourself and your MG to a nice, relaxing road trip? Well, you’re outa luck, because our planned drive to the Land of Lincoln will be THE WORST ROAD TRIP… EVER!!
“Why?”, you ask, “Why is it going to be THE WORST ROAD TRIP… EVER!! ?” Well, for one thing, you could make the trip in two days. Just hit the interstate and the cruise control on your MG and wake up in Chicago two days later. But no, not us! We’re going to take six friggin’ days! And those nice, comfortable interstates? Fugetaboudit! We’re going to take those miserable, slow, two-lane, twisty roads that will have your arms aching by noon!
What else, you say? How about the scenery? We could choose to drive through the enchanting expanses of suburbia, with their arrays of neat strip malls and outlet stores. But instead, we’re going out of our way to avoid buildings and expose you to endless vistas of fences, pastures, trees and hills. For mile after mile after endless mile.
But surely it gets better when it comes to food, right? WRONG! You will be dying for a chain restaurant by the time we hit Chicago. You better like those run-down local diners, with their “character” and “diverse” menus.
So if we still haven’t convinced you that this road trip is entirely underwhelming, just check out this proposed itinerary:
• Day 1: Meet up in aptly named Sulphur Springs, TX.
• Day 2: Bake in the sweltering Texas summer heat on your way to Hot Springs, AR. Where it also smells.
• Day 3: Fight off mosquitoes in the Ozark National Forest and seek cover in Eureka Springs, AR.
• Day 4: Get your kicks on sleepy Route 66 and celebrate tackiness raised to an art form. Overnight in a forgettable town not named after a spring.
• Day 5: Fight through traffic in St. Louis and overnight in Springfield, IL – a town that still celebrates log cabins. Really.
• Day 6: Try to not let the endless corn fields put you to sleep as you finally spill out of your car exhausted in Crystal Lake.
If you’re still thinking of going to NAMGBR 2025, and if we haven’t convinced you that our route there will be THE WORST ROAD TRIP… EVER!!, then you have our deepest sympathy. If you would like to further discuss this or your other poor life choices, please contact Scott Hardy at scott.b.hardy@gmail.com and we will be glad to offer you a consultation. Offer only available until the end of March, 2025.